{"product_id":"super-condom-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Super Condom Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWrap before you tap, cover before you refrigerate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Super Condom Organic Cotton Apron is built around cartoon condom superhero, showcasing pride and empowerment, as they hold a bubble containing a white pill near their lips. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis belongs to sex-positive queer humour where pleasure can be funny, explicit and completely unashamed. The kitchen provides an irresponsible number of verbs: toss, beat, whip, rub, stuff, glaze, spread, lick and, apparently, eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap before you tap, and cover the bowl before you refrigerate it. Food safety and sexual health finally share a merchandising department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality. The right apron can turn chopping onions into a minor performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would genuinely appreciate a funny queer apron. It also lands beautifully as a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anyone allergic to bland, corporate Pride merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. Adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket keep it practical through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuper Condom Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. 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