{"product_id":"swish-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Swish Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwish the hips. Swish the whisk. Reclaim both.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Swish Organic Cotton Apron takes the Swish message and puts it where domestic camp has always belonged: directly between the cook and whatever is currently trying to stain their clothes. The joke, identity or reference is intentionally loud enough to be understood across the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSwish has an older gay history than the modern compliment. It was used for visibly effeminate gay male mannerisms well before Stonewall, often as an insult, then reclaimed through camp self-presentation. Swish the hips, swish the whisk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kitchen version of Swish is simple: season boldly, taste constantly and never let a beige casserole become the most heterosexual thing in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works naturally as a funny queer apron, camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or Pride kitchen apron, but the niche is the point. This is for the person who wants queer kitchenwear that actually understands the joke instead of adding a rainbow to a stock chef graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwish Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. 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